There are 11 children, 15 grandchildren and 17 great-grandchildren. I promise there will be more babies later~! My kids consist of:
  • Shyte Hopscotch (male, dad: Christopher Steel)
  • Half Pint Hopscotch (female, dad: Miraj Alvi)
  • Test Tube Hopscotch (female, dad: Miraj Alvi)
  • Palm Tree Hopscotch (male, dad: Artie Page)
  • Couch Hopscotch (male, dad: VJ Alvi)
  • Frankenstein Hopscotch (male, dad: Parker Langerak)
  • Butt Shoot Hopscotch (male, dad: Sheldon Hopscotch)
  • Potato Hopscotch (female, dad: Myles McIntyre)
  • Richard Slap Hopscotch (male, dad: Myles McIntyre)
  • Aquababy Hopscotch (female, dad: Ransom Clavell, ghost baby)
  • GhostVajayjay Hopscotch (female, dad: Ransom Clavell)
  • StuffMyMuffin Hopscotch (male, dad: Rommich Ne'Xafughos, alien)
The grandchildren are:
  • Teresa Hopscotch (female, Dad: Shyte, mum: Bonnie Hopscotch)
  • Shanon Hopscotch (female, Dad: Shyte, mum: Bonnie Hopscotch)
  • Barrett Vatos (male, Dad: Palm Tree, mum: Narcissa Vatos, deceased)
  • SlimPigLogFap Hopscotch (male, dad: Ruben Cintron, mum: Test Tube)
  • Mistake Hopscotch (female, Dad: Ruben Cintron, mum: Half Pint)
  • Odbod Hopscotch (female, Dad: Ruben Cintron, mum: Half Pint)
  • BreasticleBoy Hopscotch (male, Dad: Sam Sekemoto, mum: Half Pint)
  • CrocodileFace Hopscotch (female, Dad: Torey Macon, mum: Half Pint)
  • OthaWhiteMeat Hopscotch (female, Dad: Torey Macon, mum: Half Pint)
  • Evil Trout Hopscotch (male,Dad: Dallas Worley, mum: Half Pint)
  • Adrian McIrish (female, Dad: Couch, mum: River McIrish)
  • Rabbi Hopscotch (male, Dad: Parker Langerak, mum: Test Tube)
  • Nevaehtnes Hopscotch (female, Dad: Michael Bachelor, mum: Test Tube)
  • HOLY SHIT! Hopscotch (male, Dad: Myles McIntyre, mum: Half Pint)
  • Afterbirth Hopscotch (male, Dad: Gage Briody, mum: Aquababy, ghost baby)
  • Lollipop Hopscotch (female, dad: Rommich Ne'Xafughos, mum: Aquababy, ghost/alien baby)
  • Alley-oopsie! Hopscotch (female, Dad: Rommich Ne'Xafughos, mum: Aquababy, ghost/alien baby)
  • Cameltoe Hopscotch (female, unknown father, mum: GhostVajayjay)
  • Luz Vatos (female, dad: Palm Tree, mum: Daniela Vatos)
  • Scotty Vatos (male, dad: Palm Tree, mum: Daniela Vatos)
  • Juan McIrish (male, dad: Palm Tree, mum: River McIrish)

The great-grandchildren are:

  • Ruben Z. Dix Hopscotch (male, Dad: Sam Sekemoto, mum: Teresa)
  • Janette Hopscotch (female, adopted by Mistake)
  • Pen Hopscotch (female, Dad: Sheldon Hopscotch, mum: Mistake)
  • Pencil Hopscotch (female, Dad: Sheldon Hopscotch, mum: Mistake)
  • Butt Cancer Hopscotch (male, Dad: Torey Macon, mum: Odbod)
  •  Rubbish Bin Hopscotch (female, adopted by CrocodileFace)
  • Dipsy Titsy Hopscotch (female, dad: Carey Drake, mum: OthaWhiteMeat)
  • Big Booty Hoe Hopscotch (female, dad: Carey Drake, mum: OthaWhiteMeat)
  • Whatever Hopscotch (male, dad: Rommich Ne'Xafughos, mum: Mistake, alien)
  • Antivaggy Hopscotch (female, dad: Bryon Monahan, mum: OthaWhiteMeat)
  • SmileyStyrust Hopscotch (female, dad: Bryon Monahan, mum: OthaWhiteMeat)
  • Shane Nelson (male, dad: BreasticleBoy, mum: Alexis Nelson, deceased)
  • Sludge Bucket Hopscotch (male, mum: CrocodileFace, unknown father)
  • AcheyMistakey Hopscotch (female, Dad: Hiram Ansari, mum: Mistake)
  • Road Skank Hopscotch (female, Dad: Ransom Clavell, mum: Mistake)
  • Road Stripper Hopscotch (female, dad: Ransom Clavell, mum: Mistake)
  • Georgia McIrish (female, Dad: Ransom Clavell, mum: Adrian, alien)
  • Vaggy Dribble Hopscotch (male, Dad: Connor Frio, mum: Mistake)
  • DaMoney Hopscotch (male, dad: Julio Armstead, mum: OthaWhiteMeat)
  • Fire Alarm Hopscotch (male, dad: Drake Chambers, mum: Mistake, last ever Hopscotch)
Ivana Dikinme's children:
  • Miley Dikinme (female, dad: Devin Han)
  • Twerky Turkey Dikinme (male, dad: Giovanni Abbott, mermaid)
  • Ash Bin Dikinme (male, dad: Jacob Bueno)
  • SewageDribble Dikinme (female, dad: Leandro La Rosa)
  • Butt Kisser Dikinme (female, dad: Leandro La Rosa)
  • Beach Gutter Dikinme (female, dad: Everado Ichtaca)
  • Slut Sender Dikinme (male, dad: Everado Ichtaca)
  • Bikini Expert Dikinme (male, dad: Dario Delmar)
  • K Dikinme (male, dad: unknown)
  • Tymber Dikinme (female, dad: unknown)

Any name suggestions should be left on the Amy Hopscotch Facebook page (address on home page)